...where legends never die.

Description: Written by Charles Oakley.  Directed by Woody Allen.

Created by: Keith Fujimoto

Founded: 2009

Overview: Figure Four Leglocks. Anthony Mason elbows. Lenny Dykstra's chew. The Montreal Expos. LD & WA. "Pizzau." Fours, not threes. Randy Brown: The Weed Carrier. Ricky Watters. Albert Belle's rage. Fred Roberts' unibrow. Kordell Stewart's hail mary. Patrick Ewing's finger roll of doom. Mike Piazza vs. Roger Clemens. Trajan Langdan & Jimmy King. Tom Candiotti's knuckleball.

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Shawn Kemp.

Shawn Kemp.

Olympic Shawn. Photo By Doug Pensinger/Getty Images Sport

Olympic Shawn.

Photo By Doug Pensinger/Getty Images Sport

Dazed & Confused feat. Shawn Kemp

Dazed & Confused feat. Shawn Kemp

GOOD READS (8.12.2011)

GQ—  LOUIS CK INTERVIEW

LAUGH SPIN—  LARRY DAVID WILL DO STAND UP AGAIN

NEGATIVE DUNKALECTICS—  MARK JACKSON, THE JACKSON POLLOCK POINT GUARD

HARDWOOD PAROXYSM—  A ONE NIGHT ONLY SCRUBTACULAR

CRATES OF JR—  INTRODUCIN’ BY WILLIE EVANS JR

CC INSIDER—  SHAUN PHILLIPS: PROFESSIONAL TWITTERER

SB NATION—  NBA LOCKOUT WORLD TOUR

THE AWL—  15 NAME SUGGESTIONS FOR BROOKLYN’S NEW NBA TEAM

SLATE—  MY INFAMOUS LIFE REVIEW

ESPN—  ICHIRO SUZUKI 

SEATTLE TIMES—  SHAWN KEMP WEB CHAT

Reignman

Song: Munoz “In Your Smile”