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Description: Written by Charles Oakley.  Directed by Woody Allen.

Created by: Keith Fujimoto

Founded: 2009

Overview: Figure Four Leglocks. Anthony Mason elbows. Lenny Dykstra's chew. The Montreal Expos. LD & WA. "Pizzau." Fours, not threes. Randy Brown: The Weed Carrier. Ricky Watters. Albert Belle's rage. Fred Roberts' unibrow. Kordell Stewart's hail mary. Patrick Ewing's finger roll of doom. Mike Piazza vs. Roger Clemens. Trajan Langdan & Jimmy King. Tom Candiotti's knuckleball.

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The New York Knicks are the first team on point guard Chris Paul’s wish list of clubs he’d like New Orleans to trade him to, according to sources.

In the ideal scenario, Paul and the Denver Nuggets’ Carmelo Anthony would wind up in New York to play alongside Amare Stoudemire, forming a big three that could compete with Miami’s newly formed super trio of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh.

Chris Paul to create triumvirate with the Knicks?  via ESPN.com
The wanted man.

The wanted man.

Melo & NY

via Chris Sheridan of ESPN NY:

After a period of dormancy following the collapse of a four-team trade late last month between New Jersey, Denver, Utah and Charlotte, the Knicks got back in on the bidding about two weeks ago after Anthony made it known to the Nuggets that he would not budge on his refusal to sign a three-year, $65 million contract extension with Denver.

The offers the Knicks have proposed have always centered around packages including Anthony Randolph, the expiring contract of Eddy Curry and a first-round draft pick they would acquire from a third team, and New York has softened its stance on including forward Danilo Gallinari in a trade.

The most recent obstacle, according to the source, was for the Knicks to use one of those assets, likely Randolph or Gallinari, to acquire a player from a third team that the Nuggets value more highly than either of the Knicks forwards. The source said that obstacle can now be overcome, with the Knicks confident they can get their hands on a player the Nuggets would prefer.

M E L O.
Pardon my horrible photoshop skills.
Better work @ Got Em.

M E L O.

Pardon my horrible photoshop skills.

Better work @ Got Em.

He’s arrived.

He’s arrived.

Keith Van Horn.  Diamond Bar, stand up!

Keith Van Horn.  Diamond Bar, stand up!

“Hey Muma”
Melo.

Melo.

Monday Reads (6.27.2011)

“Rar rar like a dungeon dragon.”

“Rar rar like a dungeon dragon.”